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"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
"It's much easier to turn a friendship into love, than love into friendship."
"How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars."
"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."
"i believe that any person who wants to were a thong should have to through an aplication process."
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